There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Horoscope: Planetary Retrograde Edition
Great Scott! It's a Planetary Retrograde Extravaganza!
Greetings, time-traveling space cadets! Doctor Emmet Brown here, ready to guide you through the cosmic turbulence of planetary retrogrades. Buckle up and keep your hands inside the DeLorean at all times because things are about to get heavy!
Our quicksilver friend Mercury is hanging out in Cancer, which means your emotions might be fluctuating like the flux capacitor. Make sure to express yourself clearly and don't let misunderstandings turn into a Biff Tannen-style brawl!
Venus and Mars are having a cosmic fiesta in Leo, making your love life as exhilarating as a hoverboard ride. But beware, my friends! With great passion comes great responsibility—so remember to balance your heart's desires with your head's logic.
Now, Jupiter's cruising through Taurus like it's got a plutonium-powered engine, urging us to expand our horizons and embrace abundance. Just don't go overboard and end up like George McFly, stuck in a neverending loop of Biffs and manure trucks.
Saturn's chillin' in Pisces, urging us to take a hard look at our dreams and aspirations. It's time to face the music, folks! Are you doing everything you can to make your future as bright as the Hill Valley Clock Tower during a lightning storm?
Uranus is shaking things up in Taurus like Marty's guitar solo at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Embrace change, even if it feels like you're being chased by a pack of wild Libyans in a VW van.
Neptune's taking a long nap in Pisces, making our dreams more vivid than a DeLorean dashboard display. Pay attention to your subconscious, but remember that sometimes a hoverboard is just a hoverboard.
And finally, Pluto's hanging out in Capricorn, forcing us to confront our deepest fears and anxieties. But fear not
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