There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Your Whacky Retrograde Horoscope
Oh, beloved space cadets, we're in for a celestial rollercoaster! Mercury, our chatty neighbour, has taken up residence in Cancer. Expect to find yourself reminiscing about the past and craving your grandma's secret mac 'n cheese recipe. #NostalgiaAlert #ComfortFood
Meanwhile, Venus and Mars, the steamy lovers of our solar system, are partying in Leo. Expect to feel exceptionally fabulous and passionate. And don't forget, as the saying goes, "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!" So, put on those rose-tinted glasses and strut your stuff. #LoveIsInTheStars #Lionhearted
But wait, there's more! Jupiter, the big daddy of blessings, is hanging out in Taurus. Brace yourselves, as you may suddenly find an urge to invest in bitcoin or maybe even start your own beekeeping business. Just remember - fortune favours the brave, but not the foolish. #BigRiskBigReward #BeeOrNotToBee
And then we have Saturn vacationing in Pisces, urging us to learn from the past and make conscientious decisions. Go ahead, build that rocket ship out of recycled materials. But don't forget your helmet! #SafetyFirst #RecycleReuseRocket
In other news, Uranus has joined Jupiter in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes in your routine. Maybe you'll take up yoga with goats or start knitting sweaters for penguins. Who knows? The universe works in mysterious ways. #EmbraceTheUnexpected #GoatYoga
Neptune, the dreamer, is also chilling in Pisces. Expect some vivid dreams and sudden artistic inspirations. Grab that paintbrush, folks! #DreamsIntoReality #ArtisticInspiration
Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn reminds us that change is inevitable. So, whether you're planning to conquer the world or just clean out your garage, now is the time to start. #StartNow #ChangeIsComing
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