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RETROGRADE REPORT for
6 July, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Howdy, space cowboys and cowgirls! Welcome to another episode of 'As the Planet Spins' - bringing you the zodiac forecast that's as reliable as a broken sundial! Let's dive straight into the cosmic soup, shall we?

First off, Mercury is moonwalking through Cancer right now. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Mercury in retrograde? That's as much fun as a root canal!" Well, hold onto your tin foil hats because this isn't your usual communication breakdown. Try to think of it like... a cosmic game of charades. You're going to have to be creative with your words, folks. #MercuryInCrabCostume

Venus and Mars are throwing a cosmic party in Leo. Love and passion are roaring louder than a lion in a heavy metal band. But remember, dear stargazers, too much of a good thing can lead to a cosmic hangover! Keep your balance and don't let the planetary party animals lead you astray. #LoveInLeo #MarsRocksTheStage

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, promising luck and abundance, but also encouraging a certain... um, "couch potato" vibe. It's a great time for indulging in Netflix and nachos, but don’t forget to get some exercise in between episodes. #BingeWatchingWithJupiter

Saturn, the stern teacher of the cosmos, is currently in Pisces. In simpler terms, that's like being in a philosophy class taught by a fish. Expect deep thoughts, confusing dreams and a sudden urge to start your own philosophy podcast. #SaturnFishWisdom

Uranus is in Taurus, shaking things up like a caffeinated bull in a china shop. Expect unexpected changes and possibly a new, weird hobby. Ever considered taking up competitive cheese rolling? Now's the time! #UranusDidIt

Neptune is also in Pisces, making reality more elusive than a quantum particle. Dreams and intuition are on high, so trust those gut feelings. Or was it just the burrito from last night? Only time will tell. #NeptuneDreamWaves

Lastly, Pluto is chilling in Capricorn, nudging us towards transformation, even if it means climbing a mountain or two. And remember, if you're feeling the strain, there's no

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 22 degrees, 51' 51", at a velocity of 14.92 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. It is 363311.92 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind fields became enhanced around midday. Total field peaked at 11 nT and Bz reached a maximum southward deviation of -5 nT. Wind speeds were generally less than 425 km/s. Phi was variable.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Cancer.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 06 Pis 55' 54"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 27 Pis 40' 46"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 29 Cap 29' 56"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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