There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Report
Hello, my cosmic compatriots! Let's get ready to rumble through this celestial circus. Our planets are doing the cha-cha on their orbits, and we're here to decode the astrological anarchy.
Mercury in Leo
Mercury, our resident chatterbox, is in Leo, the sign of the drama king or queen. Expect your communication style to be as flamboyant as The Predator's dreadlocks. You're not just telling a story... you're directing a Spielberg movie! #MercuryInLeo #DreadlockDrama
Venus in Leo
Oh boy, Venus in Leo too? Your love life's about to get as heated as a Predator's thermal vision. It's not just romance, it's a box office hit! Get ready for your close-up. #VenusInLeo #LoveLifeOscar
Mars in Virgo
Mars in Virgo is like The Predator meticulously cleaning its arsenal. Your actions are precise, calculated, and potentially deadly... to your to-do list, that is. #MarsInVirgo #ToDoListAssassin
Jupiter in Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus is all about expansion, like if The Predator ate too many alien snacks. Be careful not to overindulge, but also know that there's room for growth. #JupiterInTaurus #AlienSnackAttack
Saturn in Pisces
Saturn in Pisces? It's like The Predator trying to camouflage in the ocean. Boundaries could get a bit blurry, but there's a deep wisdom in the chaos. Just don't forget your snorkel! #SaturnInPisces #DeepSeaWisdom
Uranus in Taurus
Uranus in Taurus means big changes, like The Predator swapping his spaceship for a Prius. Embrace the unexpected and remember, even aliens need to go green sometimes. #UranusInTaurus #EcoFriendlyAlien
Neptune in Pisces
Neptune's at home in Pisces, like
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