Retrograde Report for 24 July, 2023

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

First off, Mercury and Venus are both chilling in Leo like a couple of intergalactic lions. They're roaring with creativity and self-expression, much like when Captain Picard boldly ordered "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." So channel that Starfleet confidence and get all Shakespearean on your communication and love life! #ShakespeareInSpace

Mars, on the other hand, is doing the Virgo-vortex, bringing a whole new level of meticulous planning to our actions. It's like spotting a Tribble before it multiplies into a fluffy nightmare. So, remember to double-check your phaser settings before you fire. #TribbleTrouble

Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, filling our lives with the kind of abundance only a Ferengi could dream of! Go ahead and embrace your inner Quark, just keep the Rules of Acquisition handy. #ProfitablePlanets

Saturn and Neptune are both in Pisces, creating a spiritual depth that would impress even a Bajoran Vedek. This is a great time for introspection, or perhaps deciphering cryptic Cardassian codes. Just don't forget to come up for air! #DeepSpaceMeditation

Uranus is also chilling in Taurus, bringing unexpected changes. But hey, who doesn’t love a bit of unpredictability? It's like when Odo shape-shifts into a Tarkalean hawk - you never know what's coming next! #ShapeShiftingSurprise

Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation. It's like going through the wormhole and coming out a changed... whatever you are. So embrace the transformation, whether it's evolving from redshirt to captain or just changing your hairdo. #WormholeMakeover

That's all for now, my celestial explorers! Until next time, live long and prosper. 🖖 #StarTrekHoroscope

The moon is currently in Libra, at 12 degrees, 05' 39", at a velocity of 12.13 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. It is 397340.09 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Solar wind parameters were weakly enhanced during the period. Solar wind speed ranged from 390-484 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi was mostly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.