There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Well, well, well, buckle up my celestial comrades because the cosmic chessboard is absolutely lit! This week, the planets are partying harder than a pack of Star Trek fans at a comic-con.
First off, Mercury and Venus are spooning in Leo like a couple of lovesick teenagers. If you're feeling especially dramatic, passionate or just want to roar like you're on Broadway, blame these two. The universe has basically turned into a live taping of "The Lion King". #CircleOfLife #TheLionSleepsTonight
Mars, on the other hand, is chilling out in Virgo. Don't be surprised if you have a sudden urge to color-code your sock drawer or create a spreadsheet for your breakfast cereals. Yes, that's Mars giving you the OCD vibes! #MarthaStewartMode #OrganizedChaos
Jupiter is holding fort in Taurus, making everyone feel bullish about their prospects. Suddenly, your life goals might include owning three yachts and a private island. Just remember that 'ambitious' doesn’t have to mean 'over-zealous.' #BullishOnLife #SkyIsNotTheLimit
With Saturn in Pisces, you might feel like you're walking through a very sober, very serious dream. Don't worry, you're not losing your marbles, it's just Saturn playing tricks on you. So, if you start seeing unicorns, don't panic; they're friendly. #DreamySaturn #UnicornFriends
Uranus in Taurus might have you craving for some radical changes. Maybe you'll invent a toaster that also brews coffee or perhaps you'll decide to only wear neon colors. Whatever it is, go for it! Uranus says it's time to shake things up, folks! #InnovateOrBust #ShakeItUp
Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces, adding an extra layer of dreaminess to the mix. You might find yourself wanting to write poetry about the moon or start a band called 'The Cosmic Carrots'. It's all good. Neptune's got your back. #CosmicCreativity #DreamOn
And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation. This is the time to embrace change like it's your long-lost twin. So, don't be afraid to do something different - like
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