There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Stargate Retrograde Mania: Your Nerdy Horoscope
Howdy, cosmic cadets! It's time to check in with the universe and see what the planets have in store. And no, we're not dialing up a gate address, but it might feel like it with all these retrogrades!
Mercury in Virgo
Congratulations! You've won the "most likely to overthink everything" award thanks to our pal Mercury hanging out in Virgo. Don't stress though, it's nothing a little wormhole surfing can't fix.
Venus in Leo
Next up, Venus in Leo. Oooh, feeling a bit frisky, are we? Remember to keep your flirtatious sarcasm in check, or you might end up in a romantic subplot worthy of a sci-fi series. #VenusInLeo #LoveAndLions
Mars in Virgo
With Mars also in Virgo, you're about as charged up as a ZPM. But don't let that push you into being overly critical. Remember, even a Goa'uld has feelings. #MarsInVirgo #ZPMFullCharge
Jupiter in Taurus
Our big buddy Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, so expect some serious growth... in your snack cravings. Just don't go overboard or you'll need a whole new Stargate to get through your front door. #JupiterInTaurus #SnackAttack
Saturn in Pisces
Feeling a little dreamy with Saturn in Pisces? That's just the universe telling you it's okay to imagine a world where Teal'c tells a joke. Just kidding, that'll never happen. #SaturnInPisces #TealcHumorNotFound
Uranus in Taurus
Uranus is also hitting up Taurus, which means it's time for some unexpected changes. Maybe you'll finally master the Ancient language or invent a new flavor of Jello. Either way, it's going to be a wild ride. #UranusInTaurus #AncientJello
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