There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

Great Scott! Here's Your Cosmic Update!

Strap on your space boots, cosmic comrades, because it's about to get retro-crazy up in here! You might find yourself wondering: "Why are so many planets in reverse? What has the universe been smoking?" But fear not, my celestial students, we don't need a DeLorean to understand this. So, let's hit warp speed and dive into some astrological hilarity!

#MercuryInVirgo

Our quicksilver friend Mercury is chilling in Virgo, making this the perfect time to clean out your sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack. Really, any activity that screams "I'm avoiding real work" will do just fine. And remember, it's not procrastination if it's done under the influence of a celestial body!

#VenusInLeo

Venus, the interstellar drama queen, is currently sashaying through Leo. Expect your love life to turn into a soap opera. Even if you're single, your cat might start giving you that "it's not you, it's me" look. Embrace the drama - it's the universe's way of keeping things spicy!

#MarsInVirgo

Meanwhile, Mars is also hanging out in Virgo, which means it's time to... organize your comic book collection? Or perhaps rearrange your lab equipment in order of size? Whatever it is, just remember: "If it's not categorized, it's not maximized!" - that's a Martian-Virgoan proverb, I swear.

#JupiterInTaurus

As for Jupiter in Taurus, well, this is a great time to indulge in life's simple pleasures. Like ice cream. Or naps. Or ice cream naps. Just remember to loosen your asteroid belt afterwards!

#SaturnInPisces

Saturn is taking a spiritual retreat in Pisces, so it's the perfect time to meditate, contemplate, and masticate (because mindful eating counts as meditation, right?). If you start

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 03 degrees, 25' 32", at a velocity of 12.4 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.3 days old. It is 391277 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Solar wind parameters suggested the sustained, yet gradual declining influence of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength slowly decreased from 7 nT to 4 nT, Bz was at +/- 4 nT, and solar wind speeds decreased from a peak near 680 km/s to end the period around 540 km/s. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.