There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Stellar Transmissions: A Nerdy Astrologer's Guide to Retrograde Madness 🌙🔭
Greetings, fellow celestial travelers! Get ready to buckle up your metaphorical spaceship seatbelts. We're about to dive into the cosmic soup of planetary retrograde!
First up, we have Mercury in Virgo. Now, this might make you feel like you're stuck in a Starfleet communications malfunction. You're trying to get your point across, but it's coming out in Klingon. Don't panic! Just take a breath, recalibrate your universal translator (or, you know, Google translate), and try again. #MercuryInVirgo #LostInTranslation
Next, Venus in Leo is strutting around like she's the queen of the cosmos. Expect an influx of dramatic love confessions, extravagant gestures, and possibly spontaneous karaoke sessions. Just remember, it's not a holodeck program, so act accordingly. #VenusInLeo #StarStruck
As for Mars in Virgo, let's just say there's a lot of energy going towards nitpicking and attention to detail. Make sure you're using that Martian energy to enhance your life, not to pick apart every little thing like you're stuck in a never-ending Starfleet inspection. #MarsInVirgo #Perfectionist
Jupiter in Taurus is all about expansion and growth, but in a chill, laid-back kind of way. Think Captain Janeway on vacation, sipping on a coffee nebula, not a care in the world. #JupiterInTaurus #RelaxAndGrow
Saturn in Pisces is serving us some serious wisdom vibes. It's like talking to Guinan in Ten Forward; expect deep conversations and a whole lot of intuition. #SaturnInPisces #WisdomTalks
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up in our material world. It's like Q decided to rearrange your furniture, just for fun. Embrace the unexpected! #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected
Neptune in Pisces is bringing
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