By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 24 August 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 August, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Stellar Transmissions: A Nerdy Astrologer's Guide to Retrograde Madness 🌙🔭

Greetings, fellow celestial travelers! Get ready to buckle up your metaphorical spaceship seatbelts. We're about to dive into the cosmic soup of planetary retrograde!

First up, we have Mercury in Virgo. Now, this might make you feel like you're stuck in a Starfleet communications malfunction. You're trying to get your point across, but it's coming out in Klingon. Don't panic! Just take a breath, recalibrate your universal translator (or, you know, Google translate), and try again. #MercuryInVirgo #LostInTranslation

Next, Venus in Leo is strutting around like she's the queen of the cosmos. Expect an influx of dramatic love confessions, extravagant gestures, and possibly spontaneous karaoke sessions. Just remember, it's not a holodeck program, so act accordingly. #VenusInLeo #StarStruck

As for Mars in Virgo, let's just say there's a lot of energy going towards nitpicking and attention to detail. Make sure you're using that Martian energy to enhance your life, not to pick apart every little thing like you're stuck in a never-ending Starfleet inspection. #MarsInVirgo #Perfectionist

Jupiter in Taurus is all about expansion and growth, but in a chill, laid-back kind of way. Think Captain Janeway on vacation, sipping on a coffee nebula, not a care in the world. #JupiterInTaurus #RelaxAndGrow

Saturn in Pisces is serving us some serious wisdom vibes. It's like talking to Guinan in Ten Forward; expect deep conversations and a whole lot of intuition. #SaturnInPisces #WisdomTalks

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up in our material world. It's like Q decided to rearrange your furniture, just for fun. Embrace the unexpected! #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces is bringing

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 28 degrees, 51' 06", at a velocity of 13.07 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.2 days old. It is 381803.04 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment reflected a mostly background regime. Total field strength averaged near 5 nT, Bz was generally north to near-neutral with no significant deviations, and wind speeds decreased from over 460 km/s to around 425 km/s. The phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 21 Vir 50' 38"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.Mercury is in Virgo Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
In Retrograde at 14 Leo 31' 16"
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Virgo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 04 Pis 04' 10"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 57' 52"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 23' 24"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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