There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Your Cosmic, Nerdy & Unconventional Horoscope
Greetings, stardust beings! Here's your nerdtastic navigational guide for this planetary roller-coaster ride. Buckle up because it's going to be a ride of epic, intergalactic proportions!
Mercury in Virgo: Ah, Mercury, the cosmic GPS is hanging out in Virgo. You thought autocorrect was bad? Brace yourself for some next-level misunderstandings that make "ducking" autocorrect seem like child's play. But hey, no worries, we're all adults here... most of us. #MercurialMishaps
Venus in Leo: Venus is strutting its stuff in Leo’s runway, so expect drama, passion and a whole lot of selfies. You may feel an overwhelming urge to quote Shakespeare whilst on a dinner date. Resist it. #DramaQueenVenus
Mars in Virgo: Oh boy, Mars in Virgo. Imagine a drill sergeant with OCD. Get ready to reorganize your sock drawer 17 times and color-code your spice rack. The little things matter, right? #MarsMicroManagement
Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter's chilling in Taurus, making it a great time for Bull-ish investments. Just don't go investing in actual bulls. Unless you're starting a farm, then, by all means, carry on. #BullishOnJupiter
Saturn in Pisces: Saturn’s taking a cosmic swim in the Pisces pool. Expect dreams so vivid they'd give Spielberg a run for his money. Don't let the dream shrimp get you! #SpielbergianDreams
Uranus in Taurus: Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, which is a bit like Spock at a hippie music festival. Try to hold onto your logic while the world turns into a psychedelic painting. #SpockGoesBohemian
Neptune in Pisces: Neptune in its home sign Pisces is like E.T. phoning home, but with more tears and mystical experiences. Keep the tissues handy, folks. #ETPhoneHome
Pluto in Capricorn
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