There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Report
Greetings, interstellar explorers! Let's start by acknowledging the cosmic traffic jam up there. Yes, Mercury is in Virgo, and much like a nerdy librarian who has lost his glasses, it's squinting at the fine print, trying to make sense of...well...everything. So if you find yourself suddenly obsessed with organizing your sock drawer or alphabetizing your spice rack, blame it on Mercury. #MercuryInVirgo #NerdLife
Meanwhile, Venus is lounging in Leo, sipping her cosmic cocktail and making everyone fall in love with her. She’s like the popular kid at the celestial high school dance. If you feel an irresistible urge to strut your stuff, don't resist. It’s Venus calling the shots. #VenusInLeo #StarStruck
And then we have Mars in Libra. Mars, the warrior planet, in the sign of peace and diplomacy? It's like casting a gladiator in a rom-com. Expect some unexpected shake-ups in your routine. #MarsInLibra #PeacefulWarrior
Jupiter is cosying up in Taurus, like a billionaire in a luxury spa. If you suddenly feel the need for a 5-course meal or a gold-plated phone cover, don't be surprised. Jupiter's got you indulging in the finer things in life. #JupiterInTaurus #LuxuryLife
Saturn in Pisces is a bit like a strict headmaster at a school for clairvoyants. It's all about balancing the practical with the mystical. Do you feel a sudden need to meditate with a spreadsheet? That’s Saturn talking. #SaturnInPisces #PracticalMystic
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, sort of like a mad scientist let loose in a pottery class. Expect to be pushed out of your comfort zone, but remember, that's where the magic happens. #UranusInTaurus #ComfortZoneBuster
Neptune in Pisces is like a daydreaming poet in a world of his own. Prepare for a surge of creativity, and maybe even a little confusion. But let's face it, who needs reality when you've got imagination? #NeptuneInPisces #DreamOn
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