There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

Your Universal Horoscope

What ho, fellow cosmonauts of life! Let's take a gander at the planetary party happening up in the heavens. We've got Mercury chilling out in Virgo, Venus strutting her stuff in Leo and Mars trying to fit in with the Libra crowd. And that's just for starters!

Mercury in Virgo - now there's a combo that's as tightly wound as a Dalek on a caffeine high! Expect your inner perfectionist to emerge, armed with an Excel spreadsheet and a five-year plan. You'll have an urge to organize everything, from your sock drawer to your love life. Don't resist! Embrace the chaos and the order. It's all part of the cosmic dance, baby!

Venus in Leo, oh boy! If you're feeling a bit more fabulous than usual, blame it on this celestial diva. It's time to let your mane down, roar your truth, and strut like a star on the cosmic catwalk. Just remember, humility is still a virtue – even when you're looking as fine as a supernova!

Mars in Libra is a bit like a Klingon at a peace conference. There's a lot of energy there, but it's not quite sure where to direct it. Use this time to find balance in your passions. You might be surprised at what you discover!

Jupiter in Taurus? Saturn in Pisces? Uranus also in Taurus? Neptune sharing space with Saturn in Pisces? And Pluto, oh dear Pluto, hanging out in Capricorn? It's like a planetary bingo up there!

With this cosmic combo, you might find yourself oscillating between "I'm going to save the world" and "I just want to stay in bed all day". But remember, even the Doctor needs a nap sometimes! Be gentle with yourself and remember, the universe has got your back.

So buckle up, space cadets! The stars are in motion and the universe is calling. Let's see where this cosmic journey takes us.

Stay groovy! #CosmicDance #HoroscopeHilarity #NerdAstrology

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The moon is currently in Virgo, at 12 degrees, 13' 22", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. It is 404730.6 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of transient influences coupled with weak, positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field gradually weakened from highs of 12-13 nT to 6-7 nT by the periods end. The Bz component was mostly +/- 5 nT with upper end southward deflections reaching -9 nT. Solar wind speeds underwent a steady, yet modest increase from ~400 km/s to a peak of ~447 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive with brief excursions into a negative solar sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.