There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Stellar Greetings, Cosmic Wanderers!
Let's talk about our out of this world planetary friends who seem to be dancing a wild retrograde tango in the cosmic ballroom. And trust me, they have more moves than a chess game at Starfleet Academy! #nerdjokes #astrology
Mercury in Libra
Mercury, our cosmic chatterbox, is currently playing nice in diplomatic Libra. You might find your inbox flooded with peace treaties, and everyone will want to debate the finer points of Star Wars vs Star Trek. Remember, it's all in good fun, like a Klingon at a yoga retreat. #mercuryinlibra #startrekvswars
Venus in Virgo
Love goddess Venus has nestled herself into practical Virgo. Right now, she's less "paint me like one of your French girls, Jack" and more "let's organize the pantry". But hey, there's something sexy about a perfectly alphabetized spice rack, amirite? #venusinvirgo #spiceracklove
Mars in Libra
Mars, the cosmic warrior, is also doing the Libra limbo! Expect arguments to be about as aggressive as a Tribble on Valium. In fact, you might have a harder time deciding which sci-fi series to binge-watch than initiating an intergalactic war. #marsinlibra #tribblesnottroubles
Jupiter in Taurus
Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, is chilling in comfort-loving Taurus. Brace yourself for an influx of gourmet food pics on your social media feeds, and maybe a sudden desire to buy that deluxe edition Millennium Falcon LEGO set. Because why not? #jupiterintaurus #legomyfalcon
Saturn in Pisces
Disciplinarian Saturn is taking a dip in dreamy Pisces, and it’s like Spock at a poetry slam. Expect to learn life lessons wrapped in the most beautifully cryptic metaphors. #saturninpisces #spockpoetry
Uranus in Taurus
Rebellious Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, making for some unexpected changes in
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