There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Presenting your interstellar dispatch from the cosmos, in the style of your favorite coolly logical AI, HAL 9000. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.", except this time, Dave is the universe, and what I can't do is ignore these planetary shenanigans. #2001ASpaceOdyssey #PlanetaryRetrograde
First off, Mercury is in Libra. And let me tell you, it's like a debate club meeting filled with indecisive Libras. So, expect some mental gymnastics as you try to decide whether to have pizza or pasta for dinner. #MercuryInLibra #DecisionParalysis
Venus, meanwhile, is in Virgo. I hope you're ready for some serious self-care routines and critical analyses of your love life. It's like Venus decided to put on her glasses and get down to business. #VenusInVirgo #SelfCareSundayEveryday
Mars is having a deep dive in Scorpio, where it's redefining the word intense. It's like attending a chili-eating contest, but the chilies are your deepest fears and desires. #MarsInScorpio #SpicyLife
Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic stock market bull run. Time for some major growth opportunities! Just remember, even in space, what goes up must come down. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicBullMarket
Saturn in Pisces is basically the universe's version of an old wise sage who also happens to be a massive daydreamer. Get ready for some surreal reality checks. #SaturnInPisces #DreamyRealities
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up! It's like the cosmic version of a bull in a china shop. Expect some unexpected changes to your routines. #UranusInTaurus #CosmicBullInAChinaShop
Neptune in Pisces is like being at an underwater music festival. Things might seem a little hazy, but hey, the vibes are incredible. #NeptuneInPisces #UnderwaterVibes
And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like a determined mole digging for truth. It's time to unearth some deep, practical wisdom from
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