There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Spacey Astrology
Welcome, Space Cadets!
First off, let me just say: if you don't believe in astrology... well, you've got as much chance as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. But for all those who do, buckle up because we're going on a cosmic joyride!
#MercuryInLibra
Mercury is hanging out in Libra, so expect a lot of indecisiveness - like trying to pick a Netflix show when you’ve already seen everything twice. Channel your inner Plato and remember that the first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself... or at least decide between watching "The Office" or "Friends" for the third time.
#VenusInVirgo
With Venus lounging in Virgo, it's like love got hit with a reality-check. Suddenly, those rose-tinted glasses are more like lab safety goggles. You might find yourself analyzing your partner like you're about to present them at a science fair. Remember, folks, love isn't an experiment (unless you're into that sort of thing).
#MarsInScorpio
Mars in Scorpio is like a sci-fi movie where the hero is part action star, part detective. It's all about passion and mystery. Expect to feel a bit like Sherlock Holmes in a space suit. Just don’t forget, not everyone appreciates being questioned about their secret alien past life.
#JupiterInTaurus
Jupiter is chilling in Taurus, which means it’s time to expand your horizons - but in a snuggie with a hot cocoa kind of way. Now's the time to embrace comfort and perhaps the finer things in life... like a fancy cheese plate. Or maybe just cheese whiz on crackers. You do you.
#SaturnInPisces
Saturn is taking a deep dive into Pisces. It’s like being a disciplined fish, which is about as easy as teaching a cat to play fetch. Embrace the chaos, and remember: even a broken clock is right twice
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