There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

Space-Time Chronicles: Today's Horoscope

Good day, star gazers! Let's dive into our universal soup of cosmic energy. You ready? Buckle up, because we're going light years per minute here!

First off, Mercury is hanging out in Scorpio, and I must say, it's not being very subtle about it. Sort of like when your neighbor blasts his 80s power ballads at 3am. You, my friend, might find yourself compelled to speak—no, shout—your truth. But remember, just like that guy with the mullet next door, discretion might be appreciated. #MercuryScorpio #SpeakYourTruth #ButMaybeNotAt3AM

Venus, oh lovely Venus, is prancing around in Virgo right now. You might feel a strong urge to organize your sock drawer or alphabetize your spices. Do it! Your inner Marie Kondo will thank you. #VenusVirgo #OrganizeAllTheThings

Mars, the celestial jock, is doing push-ups in Scorpio. You're feeling powerful, possibly invincible. But hey, don't go picking fights with the photocopier. It won't end well. #MarsScorpio #PhotocopiersHaveFeelingsToo

Jupiter, the big guy, is lounging in Taurus like some celestial Buddha, reminding us to appreciate the good things in life. Like pizza. And WiFi. #JupiterTaurus #PizzaAndWifi

Saturn in Pisces is a bit like your strict aunt who's suddenly discovered meditation. You're feeling disciplined, but also dreamy. Might I suggest painting a mural of your to-do list? #SaturnPisces #ToDoListArt

Uranus is in Taurus right now, which is kind of like a mad scientist deciding to become a farmer. Expect the unexpected. And maybe some genetically modified tomatoes. #UranusTaurus #GMOsAreComing

Neptune in Pisces

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 28 degrees, 28' 33", at a velocity of 14.44 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.7 days old. It is 363322.3 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

The IMF was only weakly enhanced with residual transient effects. Total field strength peaked at 8 nT and the Bz component was mostly directed northward. Wind speeds averaged around 310 km/s. Phi was variable.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.