There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Flash Gordon's Nerdy Astrology Forecast: Planetary Retrograde Edition
Greetings, Stellar Explorers! In the cosmic comedy club of celestial bodies, our planets are doing the funky chicken dance - in reverse! That's right, it's a planetary retrograde party and everyone's invited!
MERCURY in SCORPIO
Our cosmic messenger, Mercury, is doing the backstroke in Scorpio's deep, mysterious seas. Expect your communication to have more sting than a radioactive arachnid! #MercuryRetrograde #ScorpioSting
VENUS in VIRGO
Venus, the love guru, is moonwalking through the meticulous sign of Virgo. Love notes might look like grocery lists and romantic dinners could turn into a cooking tutorial. Embrace the quirky charm! #VenusInVirgo #LoveIsInTheDetails
MARS in SCORPIO
Passionate Mars in Scorpio retrograde is like a superhero on a secret mission – intense, focused and slightly paranoid. So, if you feel like a cross between James Bond and a conspiracy theorist, don't fret, it's just Mars having a bit of fun. #MarsInScorpio #SpyMode
JUPITER in TAURUS
Jupiter's retrograde roll in Taurus is all about expanding on materialistic pursuits. If you find yourself on a shopping spree for items you didn't even know existed, blame it on Jupiter. But remember, money doesn't grow on trees... or does it? #JupiterInTaurus #RetailTherapy
SATURN in PISCES
Saturn in Pisces retrograde is like a wise old fish telling you to swim against the current. It's time to face those fears and dive into the unknown, folks! #SaturnInPisces #DeepDive
URANUS in TAURUS
Uranus, the cosmic rebel, is doing the retrograde rumba in traditional Taurus. Expect the unexpected in financial matters. Bitcoin might become the new gold or your grandma might outperform you on the stock market. Stay tuned! #UranusInT
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