Retrograde Report for 2 November, 2023

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

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"Phone home, phone home!" C'mon folks, we know you remember that line from E.T., right? Well, with Mercury in Scorpio, it's prime time to "phone home" and reconnect with your roots. And by "home", we're not necessarily talking about the place where you store your comic books and action figures. We're talking about the deep, emotional core of who you are.

Now, Venus is hanging out in Virgo right now, which is basically like having the goddess of love wearing lab goggles and a lab coat. So, expect some scientific precision in your love life. You know, like when you tried to calculate the exact angle to tilt your head for the perfect movie kiss? Yeah, that kind of precision.

Mars in Scorpio is like having a superhero in your backyard. It's powerful, it's intense, it's...probably going to result in a few broken lawn ornaments. But hey, it's all in the name of passion, right? And Jupiter in Taurus? That's like Santa Claus on a diet. Expect abundance, but with a practical twist.

Then we've got Saturn chilling in Pisces, aka the old man of the zodiac taking a deep dive. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself contemplating the meaning of life while binge-watching Star Trek.

Uranus in Taurus could stir up some unexpected changes, like suddenly deciding to go vegan or start a kombucha brewing business in your basement. As for Neptune in Pisces, it’s like the universe decided to put a filter over everything. Everything seems more mystical, like you’re living in a fantasy novel. Just remember, unicorns are mythical creatures, not actual pets!

And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like the universe's ultimate life coach, pushing you towards your goals whether you're ready or not. So buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride!

Remember, folks, the stars can't force you to do anything (unless we're talking about black holes, but that's a conversation for another time). You hold the power of choice! Embrace this cosmic energy and let's boldly go where no one has gone before! 🚀

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The moon is currently in Cancer, at 04 degrees, 31' 37", at a velocity of 12.7 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.3 days old. It is 394496.85 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced, but waning through the period. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 490 km/s to near 440 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-4 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.