There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Today's Universal Horoscope!

Good day, star gazers and celestial aficionados! It's your favourite time-travelling astrologer here, armed with a sonic screwdriver in one hand and a telescope in the other. Let's dive into the cosmic soup of stars and planets!

First up, we've got Mercury chilling in Sagittarius like a college student on a gap year. Expect communications to be as straight as a boomerang in a tornado. If you get a cryptic text, it's probably not from an alien species... or is it? #MercuryMadness

Venus is currently lounging in Libra, the cosmic equivalent of sipping a pumpkin spice latte while debating the merits of Renaissance art. This isn't just love, it's intellectual love. So, expect relationships to feel like a chess match...with heart-shaped pieces. #VenusVibes

Mars in Scorpio has more mystery than a Sherlock Holmes novel wrapped inside a quantum enigma. Ambitions will feel like they're on stealth mode. Keep your eyes peeled for invisible opportunities or gung-ho squirrels - both are equally likely. #MarsMysteries

Jupiter in Taurus is as relaxed as a hibernating bear dreaming about quantum physics. Expect luck to come at you like a slow-moving, but determined sloth. There might be a temptation to indulge, whether it's in food or calculating the mass of the universe. #JupiterJollies

Saturn in Pisces is like being at a reality-check rave. It's a blend of responsibility meets fantasy, like doing your taxes on a unicorn. Remember, just because you can't see the ground doesn't mean you can fly - unless you've invented anti-gravity boots. #SaturnSurprises

Uranus in Taurus might shake up your world like a supernova shakes up a galaxy. Expect the unexpected, whether that's a sudden interest in molecular gastronomy or the urge to knit a scarf for your pet rock. #UranusUncertainties

Neptune in Pisces is like a dream within a dream within a...wait, where was I? Oh yes, confusion might reign, but it's also a great time for creativity. So

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 09 degrees, 10' 00", at a velocity of 14.17 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.2 days old. It is 363347.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The IMF was enhanced with what appears to be from weak, transient influences. Total field strength peaked at 15 nT, and the Bz component ranged from +7 nT to -5 nT. Solar wind speed was generally steady around 320 km/s. The phi angle was mostly negative with a few short turns into the opposite sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.