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RETROGRADE REPORT for
3 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Data's Galactic Guide to the Cosmos

Hello, fellow stargazers! It seems you've discovered a wormhole into another dimension of astrological hilarity. Buckle your seatbelts, set phasers to "funny," and proceed at warp speed.

Mercury in Capricorn: Mercury, our cosmic messenger, has decided to vacation in the realm of the serious-minded Capricorn. Imagine Spock at a stand-up comedy club - a little out of place, perhaps, but ready for logical adventures nonetheless. Hold on to your tricorders, as this might mean a lot of "fascinating" facts thrown your way with a side of dry, Vulcan humor. #MercuryInCapricorn

Venus in Libra: Love goddess Venus in her home sign of Libra is like Wesley Crusher finding himself in charge of the Enterprise. Exciting, but a little overwhelming. Expect a few red alerts in your love life. But don't worry, just remember: shields up! #VenusInLibra

Mars in Sagittarius: Mars, our cosmic warrior, in expansive Sagittarius? That’s like Worf taking a yoga class. Unexpected, exhilarating and full of Klingon grunts. Brace yourself for some intense philosophical debates... and maybe some surprise yoga poses. #MarsInSagittarius

Jupiter in Taurus: With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like Scotty has been given unlimited dilithium crystals. There's potential for growth and abundance, but be warned – there's always a risk of overload if you push those engines too hard! #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn in Pisces: With Saturn in the dreamy waters of Pisces, it's as if the Borg Collective has taken up meditation. You might find yourself striving for perfection in your dreams. But remember, resistance is not futile when it comes to setting realistic goals! #SaturnInPisces

Uranus in Taurus: Uranus in Taurus is like Data attempting to understand human humor. It might be a bit awkward at first, but the potential for radical growth and transformation is there. So keep those "knock knock" jokes coming; breakthroughs are on the

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Leo, at 19 degrees, 10' 34", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. It is 404400.08 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters decreased through the period as CME effects slowly waned. Total field decreased from 18 nT to 10 nT while solar wind speed decreased from 525 km/s to near 415 km/s. The Bz component was initially southward at -12 nT, but rotated north after 02/0242 UTC. Phi angle was negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Libra.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
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Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 53' 37"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 16' 24"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 29"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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