There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Hey space cadets! 🚀 So, Mercury's hanging out in Capricorn, which means you might feel like you're communicating through a droid translator. Fear not, young Padawan, it's just a phase. Clear communication is as close as a jump to light speed. #MercuryInCapricorn #RetrogradeRealness
And Venus! Sweet Venus is frolicking in the underworld of Scorpio. Emotions running deeper than the Sarlacc pit? It's all good, just remember: love isn't an Ewok, it's not always cute and cuddly. Embrace the passion, but don’t lose your head over it, okay? #VenusInScorpio #LoveIsntAlwaysAnEwok
Meanwhile, Mars is doing its warrior dance in Sagittarius. If you're feeling more aggressive than a Wookiee playing Dejarik– relax! Channel that energy into adventure, not anger. Remember, the force is with you. #MarsInSagittarius #WookieeWarrior
Jupiter's lounging in Taurus, making us all feel a bit like Jabba the Hutt after a big meal. Enjoy the bounty, but don't get too comfortable on that throne. Balance is key in this galaxy. #JupiterInTaurus #JabbaTheHuttVibes
Saturn, our taskmaster, is chilling in dreamy Pisces, so you might feel a bit like you've been force-fed some Jedi mind tricks. Stick to the facts, and you'll navigate this nebula. #SaturnInPisces #JediMindTricks
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, and it might feel like you're navigating an asteroid field. But remember what Master Yoda says: "Do or do not, there is no try." Be bold, be brave. #UranusInTaurus #AsteroidFieldAdventures
Neptune in Pisces is making everything feel a bit like a Dagobah swamp dream. But don't worry, it's just the universe adding a little extra mystery to your life. Embrace the unknown, and may the force be with you. #NeptuneInPisces #DagobahDreams
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