There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! Let's chat about the cosmic traffic jam we currently find ourselves in. Oh yes, we're talking planetary retrograde!

Mercury, planet of communication, is hanging out in Sagittarius. It's like having that fast-talking friend who always has a philosophical quote ready in your pocket. So expect conversations to be about as clear as quantum physics. Good luck making sense of those texts, folks! #MercuryInSagittarius #QuantumConfusion

Venus, the planet of love, is currently playing detective in Scorpio. If your partner suddenly starts asking you about your ex from 10 years ago, don't panic. It's just Venus being nosy. #VenusInScorpio #LoveInvestigation

Mars, our fiery planet of action, also finds itself in Sagittarius. This combination is like Gandalf and a Dragon Ball Z character had a baby. Prepare for epic adventures... or just really intense debates about whether Star Trek or Star Wars is superior. #MarsInSagittarius #EpicDebates

Jupiter in Taurus means it's time to expand... your waistline? With Jupiter's enthusiasm for growth and Taurus' love of good food, consider this a green light to indulge in that second slice of pizza. #JupiterInTaurus #EatYourHeartOut

Saturn in Pisces may make you feel like you're stuck in a perpetual dream state. Or maybe you're just binge-watching too much Inception. Either way, embrace the confusion and remember: just because it's weird doesn't mean it's not real. #SaturnInPisces #DreamyReality

Uranus is lounging in Taurus, which means it's time to shake things up. And by "things," we mean your bank account. Expect sudden expenses, like discovering your favorite comic book series has released a limited edition issue. #UranusInTaurus #UnexpectedExpenses

Neptune, the planet of dreams, is swimming through Pisces. This could mean some seriously surreal dreams. Or you might just find yourself getting lost in thought while staring at your lava lamp. #NeptuneInPisces #DaydreamBeliever

Finally, Pluto - yes

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 28 degrees, 45' 52", at a velocity of 13.32 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. It is 379784.03 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Solar wind parameters were mildly disturbed. Solar wind speed ranged from 303-430 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-8 nT with prolonged periods of southward Bz reaching -6 to -7 nT. Phi angle was positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.