There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
"Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's that time again when the celestial shuffleboard game is in full swing. So, buckle up! Here's your intergalactic forecast."
"Mercury, our chatty Cathy of the cosmos, is hanging out in Sagittarius, getting its 'I'm feeling lucky' vibe on. Expect spontaneous bursts of truth - would be great fun if it wasn't for that little detail called collateral damage. But hey, it's all in the name of progress, right? #MercuryInSagittarius #NoFilter"
"Venus, the cosmic goddess of love, is taking a sultry dip in Scorpio's murky waters. She's playing hard to get, stirring up passions and secrets. So folks, get ready for some deep and intense love affairs... with your Netflix account. #VenusInScorpio #BingeWatchingIsRomantic"
"Meanwhile, Mars, the god of war and crossfit enthusiasts, is also chilling in Sagittarius. Brace yourselves for some passionate debates about the nutritional benefits of kale. #MarsInSagittarius #KaleWars"
"Big boss Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, blowing up our desires for comfort and luxury. If you find yourself impulse buying that velvet Elvis painting, don't say I didn't warn you. #JupiterInTaurus #VelvetElvis"
"Saturn, our stern cosmic taskmaster, is relaxing in Pisces. Expect to feel a strong urge to organize your sock drawer... by color, length, and thread count. #SaturnInPisces #SockFengShui"
"Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is rocking out in Taurus. Expect sudden cravings for vegan leather and eco-friendly glitter. #UranusInTaurus #EcoPunk"
"Neptune, the dreamy planet, is also making waves in Pisces. Warning: Your dreams may contain more fantasy than a Comic-Con convention. #NeptuneInPisces #ComicConDreams"
"And finally, Pluto, the tiny but mighty, is trekking through Capricorn. Brace yourselves for some intense board game battles. Monopoly,
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