There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Your Cosmic Update
Well, folks, it seems like the planetary party is currently happening in Sagittarius! Mercury, Venus, and Mars are all hanging out there, probably debating philosophy or planning a road trip. No doubt trying to one-up each other on who can be more adventurous. #PlanetParty #SagittariusSoiree
Meanwhile, Jupiter, the king of the planetary realm, is chilling in Taurus, probably indulging in some delicious cosmic cuisine or lounging on a comfy asteroid. Because why not? Life's too short for dieting, even if you're a giant gas planet. #JupiterJustDontCare
Over in Pisces, Saturn and Neptune are likely having an abstract art contest or writing poetry. Saturn might be getting a little existential though. Poor guy, always thinking about reality's harsh structures. Chill out, dude! You're a planet, not a philosophy professor. #SaturnExistentialCrisis
Uranus is also in Taurus, probably trying to start a revolution in the culinary world by inventing zero-gravity soufflés or something. Go figure. #RevolutionaryUranus
And lastly, Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (don't worry, we still love you!), is hanging out in Capricorn, probably plotting how to regain its planetary status. Keep fighting the good fight, little buddy! #PlutoPower #SizeDoesntMatter
Remember folks, these celestial shenanigans are all just a bit of cosmic theatre. Don't take it too seriously! Unless of course, you're Saturn... then you're probably already overthinking it. #CosmicHumor
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