By The Chip Witch on Friday, 12 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 12 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
12 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Galactic Horoscope

Your Retrograde Revelations!

Alright, my stellar superstars, grab your telescopes, put on your favorite tie-dye shirts, and prepare to dive deep into the cosmic soup of the universe. And remember: don't panic - we're all made of stardust. #NerdAlert

First up on our celestial catwalk, we have Mercury strutting its stuff in Sagittarius. Now, Mercury is the planet of communication, so expect some fiery, philosophical debates at your next Zoom party. But remember, it's not about winning; it's about understanding. Or, as I like to say, "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think." #MercuryInSagittarius

Next, we have Venus, the planet of love, also hanging out in Sagittarius. So, if you suddenly feel a strange desire to send love letters written in binary or Klingon, don't fight it. Embrace your eccentric side. Love is universal, after all...even if it comes in the form of an alien language. #LoveInBinary

Mars, our red-hot planet of action, has decided to set up camp in Capricorn. This means you might feel a sudden urge to organize your comic book collection or arrange your crystals by their molecular structure. Trust me, it's normal. #MarsInCapricorn

Over in Taurus, Jupiter is shaking things up. Expect sudden bursts of luck while arguing about quantum physics or trying to prove that Schrodinger's cat is both dead AND alive. A word of advice though: place your bets before opening the box. #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn, the planet of responsibility, is floating in Pisces. This might lead to some introspective moments while contemplating the purpose of life, the universe, and why pizza tastes better when it's shaped like a triangle. #SaturnInPisces

Uranus is also chilling in Taurus, which means you might feel an electric buzz of originality. Don't be surprised if you come up with a new theory about black holes while microwaving popcorn. Just remember to write it down...and don't burn the popcorn. #UranusInTaurus

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 01 degrees, 50' 57", at a velocity of 14.83 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. It is 367665.75 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were indicative of a mildly enhanced speed realm with variable speed ranging from 400 to near 525 km/s. Total IMF strength decreased from 8 nT early in the period to under 5 nT later. The Bz component underwent only weak deviations. The phi angle was primarily in a positive sector.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 11' 13"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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