There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Hello, celestial aficionados! It's your favorite intergalactic comedic astrologer here, ready to drop some planetary wisdom on your human heads. Buckle up, because you're in for a nerdy, hippie-fueled joyride through the cosmos!
Planetary Retrograde
First things first, let's talk about this retrograde business. Now, we're all familiar with Mercury going retrograde and everyone blaming their bad internet connection and misdirected emails on it, right? Well, this time Mercury is hanging out in Capricorn and I've got to say, it's like watching Spock try to tell a knock-knock joke. Talk about a communication breakdown! #MercuryRetrograde #CapricornChaos
Next up, Venus, the goddess of love herself, is currently vacationing in Sagittarius. Expect an influx of wanderlust and a sudden urge to buy a van and travel the world. Just remember: love is a journey, not a destination. Unless that destination is a vegan food truck festival in Portland - then it's both. #VenusInSagittarius #VanLife
Mars is also kicking it in Capricorn, which is like Batman and Robin trying to share the same Batmobile. Things could get a bit competitive, so make sure you're keeping your Martian energy in check! #MarsInCapricorn #BattleOfTheBatmobile
Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, creating a vibe that's part 'billionaire tech mogul', part 'hippie living off the grid'. Expect grand ideas about sustainable living to come your way. Oh, and if you start craving organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, soy-free, dairy-free pizza... well, you've been warned. #JupiterInTaurus #EcoBillionaire
Saturn is swimming in Pisces, which is like trying to organize a library underwater. Things might seem a bit hazy and unclear, but hey, at least your dreams will be more organized! #SaturnInPisces #UnderwaterLibrarian
Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, which is like an alien trying to understand why humans are so obsessed with avocado toast. Expect some
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