There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Your Galactic Guidance with a Dash of Cosmic Comedy

Hey there, star gazers and planetary peepers! Things are getting hot and heavy in the cosmos this week, with Mercury and Venus both strutting their stuff in Leo. It's like the cosmic version of the high school popular kids holding court. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for some serious interstellar drama! #MercuryInLeo #VenusInLeo

Meanwhile, Mars and Jupiter are hanging out in the intellectual neighborhood of Gemini. Yup, the god of war and the king of gods are having a nerdy slumber party. Expect spontaneous debates on quantum physics and heated discussions about which Star Trek series is the best. #MarsInGemini #JupiterInGemini

Over in the mystical realm of Pisces, Saturn and Neptune are having a deep dive. It's like The Shape of Water meets Inception. Things could get really weird, really fast so don't be surprised if you start speaking in haikus or suddenly understand the meaning of life. #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces

Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is currently chilling in Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of a hippie at a Wall Street conference. Expect some major disruptions to your Netflix binging schedules. Uranus in Taurus doesn’t do boring! #UranusInTaurus

And finally, we have Pluto in Aquarius. Think of it like the Predator camouflaging in the jungle. Though invisible, its presence is felt by all. So, if you've been feeling that uncanny sense of being watched, it might not be your neighbor's cat after all! #PlutoInAquarius

So buckle up, stargazers! It's going to be a wild ride in the cosmos. Remember, wherever you go, there you are - in the Universe.

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The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 10 degrees, 58' 56", at a velocity of 14.48 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. It is 370594.93 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

A nominal solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period. Total field strength hovered near 5 nT and Bz was mostly positive. Solar wind speeds were between 300-350 km/s and phi transitioned from negative to positive after 13/1850 UTC.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.