By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 24 July 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 24 July, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 July, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Funky Retrograde Horoscope

Today's Nerdy Horoscope

Okay, folks! Grab your telescopes, space-themed pajamas and a bucket of popcorn. We're about to dive into today's cosmic saga! 🚀✨

First on our celestial menu, we have Mercury and Venus chilling out in Leo. 👑🦁 These two are having a party up there, and we're all invited! We're talking disco balls, karaoke... the works! Expect bold communication, dramatic love plots, and maybe even a spontaneous karaoke moment in your living room - because why not? #LeoParty #KaraokeStars

Meanwhile, Mars and Jupiter are gossiping away in Gemini. 🎭🌌 They're like the intergalactic version of Sherlock Holmes and Watson, deciphering the mysteries of the universe while we're down here trying to decipher our latest Netflix binge-watch. Get ready for some intellectual stimulation, quick decisions, and maybe a sudden interest in crime documentaries. #GeminiGossip #SherlockHolmesInSpace

Saturn is taking a deep dive in Pisces, channeling its inner mermaid. 🧜‍♀️💤 It's all about introspection, dreams, and possibly finding Nemo. Don't be surprised if you find yourself daydreaming about parallel universes or pondering the meaning of life. #PiscesDaydream #FindingNemoOrSaturn

Uranus is in Taurus, stubbornly refusing to move. 🐂💫 It's like that one friend who won't leave the party, even when the host is yawning and subtly hinting it's time to go home. Expect sudden changes, rebellious actions and maybe a newfound love for gardening. #TaurusStubbornness #UranusCantStopWontStop

Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces, adding a touch of whimsical magic. 🧚‍♂️🌊 Get ready for heightened intuition, spiritual connections, and perhaps a sudden urge to write a fantasy novel. #PiscesMagic #NeptuneNovel

Last but not least, Pluto is playing revolutionary in Aquarius, plotting some universal changes.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 10 degrees, 06' 56", at a velocity of 14.59 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. It is 364811.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Leo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Gemini.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Gemini.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 18 Pis 56' 29"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 29 Pis 48' 19"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 50' 47"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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