By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 July 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 26 July, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 July, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Hello, interstellar navigators! As your friendly, neighborhood space-time guide, I'm here to bring you the cosmic 411 of our celestial bodies. So let's buckle up, adjust our pocket protectors, and get ready for a geeky, groovy ride through the cosmos! 🚀✨🔮

First things first, Mercury is in Virgo and it's about as comfortable as Sheldon Cooper at a disco party. You see, Mercury loves lists, libraries and logical reasoning, and right now, it's like a kid in a candy shop. Expect communications to be more detailed than a Starfleet technical manual. #MercuryInVirgo #NerdAlert

Next up, Venus is in Leo, strutting its stuff like it's the main character in a Broadway musical. You might find yourself daydreaming about epic romances that put Romeo and Juliet to shame. Don't resist it, just let the drama unfold. #VenusInLeo #DramaQueen

And Mars in Gemini? Think of it as a hyperactive Pokemon trainer bouncing between gyms. It's all about multitasking now. However, beware of spreading yourself too thin, or you may end up like Schrödinger's cat (both exhausted and not exhausted until someone checks). #MarsInGemini #CatchEmAll

Jupiter in Gemini is like having Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye in a heated debate inside your brain. There's so much potential for learning and intellectual growth, just make sure your curiosity doesn't lead you into a black hole. #JupiterInGemini #BrainiacMode

Saturn in Pisces? Picture Spock attending a Woodstock festival. It's all about finding the balance between logic and emotions. Don't suppress your feelings; even Vulcans know the importance of emotional intelligence. #SaturnInPisces #FeelTheForce

Uranus in Taurus is like a sudden plot twist in a Game of Thrones episode. Expect the unexpected, even if it's as bizarre as seeing a cow being abducted by aliens. #UranusInTaurus #AlienCowAbduction

With Neptune in Pisces, it's like being immersed in a Salvador Dali painting. Dreams and reality might blur, but hey, who wouldn't want to experience a

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aries, at 09 degrees, 04' 57", at a velocity of 14.34 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.1 days old. It is 363391.88 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a % chance of solar activity, with a % chance of a minor event, a % chance of a moderate event, and a % chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Gemini.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Gemini.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 18 Pis 51' 38"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 29 Pis 46' 53"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 47' 56"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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