Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Embrace the Dark Side: The Stars Align in Your Favor, But Beware of Unexpected Ewoks!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 13 days, at Sunday, 16 July, 2023

Mercury is currently in Cancer

Venus moves to Cancer in 350 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Cancer, oh Cancer, my dear crustacean-in-the-sky! You're being visited by the celestial mailman, Mercury, who unfortunately doesn't have Amazon Prime. Expect some delays in your life right now, but remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey...and the snacks you bring along. Your emotions might be as full as the moon right now, which, by the way, is currently 14.6 days old. So, it's having a bit of mid-moon-life crisis, much like you. Don't fret though, it's just a phase (pun intended)! Use this time to reflect on your life, your dreams, and why you can't stop binge-watching that new Netflix series. You may find yourself more sensitive than usual during this period - we're talking 'tearing up at a cute puppy video' level of sensitivity. But hey, there's no shame in being a soft shell crab. You're just feeling the vibes, man! Your sentimental side may also be on overdrive. Don't be surprised if you find yourself reminiscing about your dial-up internet days or mourning the loss of Pluto as a planet (yeah, I'm still not over it). In the love department, remember to communicate clearly with your partner or potential suitors. Mercury being in Cancer might cause a few miscommunications. But before you start a fight, double-check if autocorrect is the real culprit. In summary, buckle up, Cancer! It's going to be an emotional rollercoaster ride, but remember, you've got the best seat in the house. So, sit back, hold tight, and enjoy the journey! #CrabbyButCute #MercuryMailman #MidMoonLifeCrisis #SensitiveShellfish #RememberPluto

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 07:32:01 (can-03-07-2023)