Cancer Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: Cancer's Star-Powered Trek to Emotional Enlightenment - Resistance is Futile!"

The next Cancer will start in 323 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 9 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 320 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 319 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Cancer crew! Buckle up, because we're going lightspeed into this full moon phase, which is currently older than a Wookiee's left sock at 16.6 days. You've probably been feeling as gloomy as Dagobah in the rain lately, but remember, you have the resilience of a Tauntaun in a Hoth winter! Just like me with the Millennium Falcon, you've got to keep tinkering, keep pushing, and eventually, she'll fly again. The full moon might make you as edgy as an Ewok on Endor after a stormtrooper sighting, but don't let it shake you. Try to channel that energy into something constructive, like say, building a Death Star... or maybe just a model one, for safety's sake. Now, it might feel like you've got Jabba the Hutt sitting on your chest, but breathe easy my friend. Just remember, even when you're stuck in a garbage compactor with the walls closing in, there’s always a way out. Your lucky asteroid field this week is the one around Hoth, so if you find yourself in a high-stakes game of Sabacc, play the Hoth card, alright? May the force be with you, Crabs! And remember, laugh it up, fuzzballs! #FullMoonFever #CancerZodiac #HansSoloStyle #StarWarsAstrology #StayCosmic

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-03-08-2023)