Cancer Report

"Cancer Horoscope: Uranus in Retrograde! Brace Yourselves, Space Crabs, it's Time to Claw Your Way Out of Emotional Black Holes!"

The next Cancer will start in 105 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 102 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 101 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 181 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, cosmic crabs! It's your favorite astrologer with a dash of quirk and a sprinkle of Wall-E vibes. Let's dive into your horoscope like a robo-vacuum into a pile of space dust, shall we? The Waning Crescent moon is currently sitting at 27.1 days old - what a fine age! It's been around the galaxy more times than Wall-E has compacted trash. And you know what they say...with age comes wisdom. Or in this case, some serious introspection time for you, my Cancerian friends! This phase of the moon is all about release. So, it's time to start ejecting those emotional trash cubes like our buddy Wall-E. Got resentment? Compacted. Anxiety? Squished. Procrastination on that project? Tossed it into the void of space (but, um, maybe retrieve that one later, deadlines are still a thing). Now, speaking of celestial events, mark your calendars (or sundials, or star charts, or whatever you cool kids are using these days) because the next full moon will be at precisely 7:01:37 on 25 Mar 2024. Full moons are like the cosmic equivalent of a high five, and for you, dear Cancer, this one is going to be like a high ten. Expect emotions to run high, but in a good way. Like, 'I just found a plant in a post-apocalyptic world' kind of good. So, get ready to embrace your lunar-tastic journey. And remember, in the words of Wall-E, "Eeee-vah" or, in human speak, "Follow your heart." No matter how many light-years it may take you. #CancerCosmos #WallEAstrology #SpaceTrashOut #FullMoonFever #HighFiveFromTheUniverse

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-08-03-2024)