Cancer Report

"Galactic Crustaceans Alert: Expect a High Tide of Emotions, More Moon Walks and Abundant Starfish Hugs - It's Cancer Season!"

The next Cancer will start in 318 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 4 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 315 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 314 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alrighty, space cowboys and cowgirls of the Cancer clan, gather around. We've got a moon out there that's 22 days old, or as I like to call it, "just barely legal to drive a spaceship". #LunarLearnersPermit This Third Quarter moon is giving off some serious "I'm not a kid anymore, universe!" vibes. It's time for you to pick up on that energy, Cancer crew. You've been trudging through the muck of life, but this moon is about to give you a shiny new pair of galactic gumboots. You might be feeling a bit like a leaf on the wind, but remember - even leaves find their way to solid ground eventually. So, get ready to land, folks! This moon cycle is your descent into some serious stability. Brace for landing, but don't forget to enjoy the view on the way down. #GroundControlToMajorCrab The stars are also whispering about opportunity. They're not shouting, mind you - stars are notoriously terrible at public speaking. But if you listen closely, you'll hear them. It's like trying to decipher the faint sound of a banjo, being played by a particularly shy gorilla. #StarStruck In other words, Cancer folks, keep your eyes peeled and your ears to the cosmos. Opportunities will be subtle, almost as subtle as my stellar humor. Be ready to grab them by the horns... or claws. Whatever suits your style. Finally, remember that even in the blackest night sky, you're never alone. You've got a whole galaxy of stars out there, and they're all cheering for you. Well, they would be if they had lungs... and pom-poms. #GalacticCheerSquad So saddle up, Cancer crew. This old moon's got some new tricks, and we're all in for a wild ride. #SpaceRodeo And remember, no matter what happens, keep flying. Even when the going gets tough, the tough get going... usually towards the nearest pub. #AstrologicalAles Stay shiny, Cancer folks. Until next moon cycle!

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.08.2023 07:32:02 (can-08-08-2023)