Cancer Report

"Cancer, prepare to moonwalk like RoboCop: Your cosmic forecast calls for out-of-this-world emotion regulation and cybernetic self-care!"

The next Cancer will start in 73 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 15 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 78 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 28 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Cancerian comrades! As Roj Blake from the groovy Blake's 7, I bring you an intergalactic horoscope that will surely have you chuckling while floating in outer space. 🚀 Brace yourselves, dear crustaceans, for Mars is currently vacationing in your star sign, and things are about to get a bit fiery up in here! 🔥 But don't worry, it's nothing you can't handle. Just remember, even though Mars is known as the "God of War," it's also the planet of energy and action. So, let's not get our crab claws tangled up in conflict, shall we? 😉 With the Waning Gibbous moon at 18.9 days old, it's time for some much-needed introspection. Our beloved moon is shedding light on what needs to be released, so channel your inner hippie, grab your crystals, and let go of anything holding you back from achieving cosmic greatness. 🌖✨ In true nerdy fashion, we must acknowledge the science behind all this celestial hoopla. The gravitational pull of these celestial bodies does indeed affect us earthlings, but the real magic happens when we take this knowledge and apply it to our own lives. So, put on your lab coat and start experimenting! 🧪🔬 Cancer, it's time to embrace the cosmic chaos and achieve a level of self-awareness that would make Spock envious. 🖖 Remember to keep your sense of humor intact, because laughter is the best medicine, even in space. 😂 Here are some hashtags to keep you groovin' throughout this cosmic journey: #CancerCosmicVibes 🦀 #MartianMadness 🔴 #WaningGibbousGiggles 🌖 #ScientificallyHilarious 🤓 #SpaceHippie 🌌✌ Live long and prosper, Cancerians! May the cosmic forces be with you.

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