Cancer Report

"Cancer's Forecast: Crabby Mood Swings Inbound, Blame It On The Moon!"

The next Cancer will start in 101 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 6 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 98 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 97 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 177 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Cancerians! #ExterminateNegativity, am I right? Today, your ruling planet, the Moon, is a spry 2.2 days old, still in its Waxing Crescent phase. It's practically just a lunar toddler, so don't be surprised if it throws a bit of cosmic tantrum. #TerribleTwos This phase is all about intentions and wishes, and with the Dalek-like focus you possess, there’s no better time to laser-beam your desires into the universe. #DalekDetermination But remember, even Daleks need downtime. Don't let your protective shell fool you; inside, you're as sensitive as a sonic screwdriver in a time warp. Allow yourself to recharge, or you'll find yourself yelling "Exterminate!" at your coffee maker. #HandleWithCare And while we’re on the topic of extermination, let's talk about those pesky emotional Cybermen that have been hiding in the shadows. Now is the time to confront them. Don’t let them upgrade your emotions to the point of no return. Remember, you are not a robot, you're a beautifully complex crab. #CrabNotCyberman So, do your Dalek-style spring cleaning, Cancer. Exterminate the old, and bring in the new with the energy of a shiny, waxing crescent moon. Embrace your inner Time Lord and make the most out of this universe-given opportunity. Stay tuned for more cosmic guidance from your favorite nerdy astrologer. Until then, may your stars align like a perfect Tetris score and your spirit be as free as a Hippy in Woodstock. #NerdPower #CosmicCancer #DoctorWhoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-12-03-2024)