By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 17 February 2024
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Warning! Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Snip Away Your Worries - Mars is in Retrograde, So it's a Galactic Garage Sale Kinda Week!"

The next Cancer will start in 125 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 122 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 121 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 201 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, Cancerians! It appears your celestial crustacean is doing the cha-cha with the moon, currently a sprightly 8.1 days old. Don't fret, it's just the moon having its mid-life crisis - we've all been there, right? During this First Quarter phase, you may feel a little bit like a Borg drone, assimilating all the energy and knowledge around you and trying to make sense of the universe. Remember, resistance is futile. Embrace this cosmic download and use it to navigate through the nebula of your life. Your communication skills are going to be as smooth as a Vulcan playing a lute. Use this to your advantage in all your negotiations, diplomatic missions, and even when ordering your triple-shot, soy, no-foam latte from your favorite coffee planet...I mean coffee shop. Stay on red alert for unexpected opportunities. And remember, when faced with an unknown alien entity, or just that guy from accounting, keep your phasers set to stun. Being open-minded could lead to warp-speed advancements in your personal and professional journeys. So set your star charts, align your dilithium crystals and remember - in space, no one can hear you scream...but they can definitely hear you laugh. May the force be with you...oh wait, wrong franchise. 🖖 #FirstQuarterMoon #CosmicCrustacean #CancerianVoyager #StarTrekAstrology #BorgLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-17-02-2024)

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