Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 24 days, at Saturday, 12 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 335 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 334 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Ah, Cancer, my lunar-loving crustaceans! This week with our new moon barely out of its cosmic diapers at a tender 1.4 days old, you might feel a bit like a hermit crab seeking a new shell—only less pinchy and with more Netflix. Your homebody tendencies are on high alert, but remember, not all couches are created equal. Choose yours wisely. That one with the suspicious stain? Yeah, best to give that a miss. However, a cozy corner with a good book (or ten) might just be your paradise. #CancerCozyCorner As for relationships, well, let's just say that the only thing you should be committing to right now is a pizza delivery order. And for heaven's sake, opt for the extra cheese. It's a metaphor for your life, really - always go for more of what makes you happy. Just remember, whoever said "you can't buy happiness" clearly never had a hot slice at 2 am. #AlwaysExtraCheese Work-wise, your creativity is peaking faster than an alien regeneration! Turn that office into your own TARDIS—just no time-travel during business hours. Or at least not until after the coffee break. #OfficeTARDIS Remember, Cancer, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get... unless it's a box of chocolates. Then it's pretty much guaranteed to be chocolates. Unless it's from a dodgy intergalactic candy shop—in which case, all bets are off. #LifeIsLikeABoxOfChocolates So, Cancer, embrace the new moon energy, find your cozy corner, order that pizza, and shine your creative light! The universe is your oyster—or your clam, if you're keeping to the crustacean theme. #ShellYeah

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2023 07:32:02 (can-19-07-2023)