Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"

The next Cancer will start in 272 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 13 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 269 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 268 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 348 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey, you cosmic Crabs! 🦀 This is your interstellar buddy Kerr Avon, here to blast you with some astrological awesomeness! Now, I know you Cancerians can be as moody as a black hole with indigestion, but let's ride the wave of the First Quarter moon, currently a sprightly 7.9 days old (Just think, in another week it's going to be having its mid-life crisis!). Brace yourselves for an influx of lunar energy that's more powerful than a supernova on steroids. This moon phase could cause emotional tides higher than Martian mountains! So, don't be surprised if you find yourself crying at reruns of "Planet Earth" or laughing at physics jokes. (Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂) The good news is, this cosmic cycle is all about growth, and I'm not just talking about your quarantine hair. It's time to step out of your comfort zone, even if that means dealing with humans...ugh. Remember, you don't have to solve all the universe's mysteries in one day. I've been trying for years and let me tell you, it's like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a Dalek. Experiment with new hobbies, explore new galaxies, or maybe just try a different flavor of ice cream. Embrace the unpredictability, my chitinous companions. After all, life isn't about finding the perfect asteroid, it's about learning to dance in zero gravity. So, buckle up, Cancerians! The universe is your playground and it's time to swing on the rings of Saturn. Remember, even on your darkest days, you shine brighter than a quasar. Love and light-years, Kerr Avon. #CrabbyButCool #MoonMoodSwings #QuantumQuirks #AstroAvonLaughs

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-23-09-2023)