Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Gear Up for Galactic Giggles: Your Mood Swings Predicted to Align with Jupiter's Moons!"

The next Cancer will start in 118 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 23 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 115 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 114 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 194 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Cancer, or as I like to call you, the cosmic crab! The moon is practically a teenager right now at 14.6 days old, so brace yourself for some lunar mood swings. This week, it’s all about balance. Like how I balance my love for Star Trek and Star Wars. (Yes, it's possible. Don't judge!) With the moon in its full glory, your emotions might be running wilder than a gaggle of Wraiths on a feeding frenzy. My advice? Channel that inner McKay and use your intellect to navigate this emotional roller coaster. Remember, when faced with a problem, ask yourself, 'What would Rodney do?' You might be feeling as sociable as a Replicator in a room full of Ancients. Embrace it! Get out there and make some connections, but keep it light. Like those fluorescent algaes from P3X-118. We don’t need any life-or-death scenarios right now. Take a tip from the Athosians and stay grounded even when things get a little...off-world. And remember, when the moon is full, even the tides get a bit wacky. So, if you feel like you've been sucked through a wormhole and spat out in another galaxy, don't panic. Just keep calm and Stargate on. #FullMoonFever #CrabLife #AstrologyWithATwist #KeepCalmAndStargateOn

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.02.2024 07:32:02 (can-24-02-2024)