Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Align Your Chakras or Nebula Knows You're in for a Galactic Gumbo of Cosmic Chaos!"

The next Cancer will start in 269 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 266 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 265 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 345 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, celestial Crustaceans! As your astrological confidant and cosmos comedian, I'm here to reveal what the stars have in store for you! The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.2 days old, or as I like to say, in its pre-teen phase. Yes, my dear Cancerians, it's getting rebellious, temperamental and craving for independence - much like that sci-fi series your nerdy side can't get enough of - Babylon 5. Now, let's talk about your planetary situation. It's like a space opera out there! We've got Mars playing the brooding anti-hero, Venus as the romantic interest, and Mercury running around like a hyperactive sidekick. They're all pushing and pulling at your emotions this week, causing a bit of cosmic chaos. What does this mean for you? Expect some emotional turbulence. You may find yourself overwhelmed with feelings - happiness, sadness, love, confusion... all the hits from the emotional Top 40. My advice? Channel your inner Delenn and stay calm amidst the chaos. Let the universe do its thing and remember to breathe. In other news, Saturn has moved into your career house, and let me tell you, it’s not just hanging out there for the aesthetic. This celestial body wants to take charge like Captain Sheridan and steer your career into uncharted territories. But fear not, Saturn has got a good head on its celestial shoulders. Embrace change, and remember - in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's on Zoom! So, dear Cancerians, buckle up, and keep your blaster set on 'fun.' It's going to be a wild ride. Remember, the stars may guide us, but we navigate our own course. Until next time, live long, prosper, and... oh wait, wrong series. Ahem, I mean, be seeing you! #CrabNebulaChronicles #CancerianCosmicChaos #Babylon5Life #WaxingGibbousGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-26-09-2023)