Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: The Crab Nebula Has You in Its Pincers! It's Not Game Over, but a Cosmic Conga Dance!"

The next Cancer will start in 86 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 18 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 83 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 82 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 162 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Cancerians! Hope you've got your Reese's Pieces stocked up, because this horoscope is about to take you on a ride that would make E.T. say, "Phone home!" As the moon matures to 16.6 days old - yes, I did the math (and trust me, it's not alien technology; just elementary school math and a bit of patience) - you're going to feel a pull stronger than E.T.'s longing for his spaceship. Your emotional receptors are going to be buzzing more than Spielberg's box office after releasing E.T. Now, don't start panicking and looking for red, glowing hearts in your chest - remember, E.T. was an alien, and you, my friend, are a human...I think! This lunar surge is going to be all about deep connections, so prepare for some serious bonding. It could be with your houseplant, your cat, or even that person you've been eyeing from across the room. Yes, you know the one! Just like E.T. learned to love Earth and its strange inhabitants, you'll find joy in the unexpected places. Embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the downright wacky! I'm talking about joining that Klingon language course you've been eyeing, or maybe even trying out that vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, joy-free diet. Remember, dear Cancer, just like E.T., you too can touch someone's life in the most beautiful and profound way. Just make sure to wash your hands first, okay? Stay tuned for more interstellar insights next week! Until then, keep your mind open, heart glowing, and phone charged. You never know when you might need to phone home! #LunarLaughs #CancerianChronicles #ETphoneHome #AstrologyAlien #FullMoonFollies

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-27-03-2024)