Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Brace Yourselves! Cosmic Waves Heading Your Way Might Just Turn that Frown Upside-Down!"

The next Cancer will start in 85 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 17 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 82 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 81 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 161 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Cancer! Starbuck here. You know, this week's got more twists and turns than a game of Battlestar Galactica. With the moon at 17.5 days old, things are about to get as waning gibbous as my patience when someone drinks the last cup of coffee without making a new pot! This phase of the moon is all about reflection and release - so, yes, this might be the perfect time to finally let go of that grudge you've been holding against your toaster for burning your toast last Tuesday. Seriously, let it go. It's an appliance, not a Cylon. Your ruling planet, the Moon, is also going through some stuff. It's like the emo teenager of the solar system right now. This means you might feel slightly more sensitive than usual. It's okay, we all have our moments. Just remember to breathe, take care of yourself, and try not to take things too personally. Not everyone who criticizes your Viper piloting skills is a toaster... I mean, Cylon... I mean, enemy. This week is also looking great for long, meandering journeys, preferably in a spaceship, but if that's not available, a road trip would do. If you can't physically travel, well, take a trip down memory lane. Just don't linger too long in the past; we've got frakkin' cylons to fight, remember? In conclusion, stay strong, Crabby. The universe might be vast, cold and full of unknowns, but hey, at least it's not trying to make small talk at a party, am I right? Keep your chin up and your blaster ready because life's a big, beautiful mess and you're navigating it like a pro. #WaningGibbous #CancerSeason #FrakkinToasters #StarbuckSpeaks #HoroscopeHilarity #BattlestarBabbles #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-28-03-2024)