Cancer Report

"E.T Phone Home? More Like Cancer, Time to Get in the Cosmic Zone!"

The next Cancer will start in 267 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 8 days, at Friday, 06 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 264 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 263 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 343 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

🔮 Hey there, you magnificent Cancerians! My fellow crustaceans of the zodiac, brace yourselves because we're in for a bit of a celestial rollercoaster with a 13.5-day old full moon doing the cosmic cha-cha up there. 🌝 First off, I've got to say, this moon sure does remind me of a certain well-known politician. It's big, it's bright and it's impossible to ignore - much like their hair! 🤣 Now, as any self-respecting astro-nerd would tell you, full moons are all about revelations, just like our dear politician's tweets at 3 AM. Expect some unexpected truths to surface, dear Cancers. So, brace yourselves, because things could get as unpredictable as a live press conference! This phase is a time of fulfillment, so it's the perfect moment to finally start that organic kale garden you've been dreaming about. 🥬 (Yes, I know it sounds like a hippie cliché, but trust me, your body will thank you. Plus, the bees love it! 🐝) You might also feel a sudden urge to build walls - emotional ones, not literal ones (we've had enough of those, right?). But remember, Cancers, our strength lies in our ability to feel deeply. So, let the feelings flow! Just maybe not on Twitter. 😅 Keep an eye on your dreams too. They could be as vivid as our politician's promises but remember, it’s all about interpretation. So, whether you dream of peace or a sudden influx of wealth, remember to question what really matters... or you know, maybe just enjoy the dream. 💭 Alright, that’s it for now, my starry-eyed shellfish! Remember, life's not about winning or losing, it's about embracing the unpredictability and riding the cosmic wave. 🌊🦀 #FullMoonFrolics #CosmicCrustaceans #CancerianChaos Remember, folks: In the words of our well-known politician, let's "Make Astrology Great Again!" #MAGAstronomy 😂🌟💫 Stay groovy, my crabby comrades, and until next time! ✌️💫🔭

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-28-09-2023)