Cancer Report

"Cancer, the Crab: Ditching the Shell for Some Interstellar Tango with Mars – No Claw Holding Allowed!"

The next Cancer will start in 82 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 14 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 79 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 78 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 158 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Cancer! Just like Picasso might say, "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction," well, your week is kind of going to be like that. But don't freak out, it's not as scary as it sounds! This third quarter moon, 20.3 days old and still looking younger than my last avocado (which turned into a science experiment), is bringing some intense energy to your life. It's like a cosmic detox, but without the green juice or weird smoothies. Your comfort zone? That's about to be shattered like the myth that Pluto isn't a planet. (Still hurts, doesn't it?) But remember, like all great artists, you're going to turn this chaos into a masterpiece. All those emotional walls and defence mechanisms? Say hello to the demolition squad! There might be some tearful moments, I won't lie. But hey, what's a little water for a water sign, right? You're going to embrace these changes like a hippie embraces a tie-dye sale. So, grab your metaphorical paintbrush, and start turning that canvas of your life into a beautiful abstract painting. It's your own personal Starry Night, except without the whole ear-cutting thing. Remember, even if things feel a bit topsy-turvy, the stars have got your back. And me too, of course. #CrabbyButFabby #PicassoWho? #MoonChildMagic #CosmicDetox. Stay groovy, Cancer!

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-31-03-2024)