Cancer Report

"Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Expect Crabby Planetary Alignment to Side-Step Your Plans... But Remember, Not All Who Wander are Lost in Space-Time!"

The next Cancer will start in 295 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 8 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 292 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 291 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Cancer! So, you've got the moon in your court now, eh? At 15 days old, this full moon is like a teenager - moody, unpredictable, and probably blasting emo music from its lunar bedroom. This could mean a few things for you, my crabby friend. Firstly, you might find yourself feeling a bit more emotional than usual. I know, I know, it's like saying water is wet or Rodney McKay is annoying. But, bear with me. This isn't your usual 'just watched a rom-com and can't stop crying' kind of emotional. No, this is 'why am I crying because my favorite mug is dirty' level. You're not losing it, I promise. It's just Luna doing her thing. Secondly, this full moon is going to bring out your inner werewolf. And by werewolf, I mean your primal instincts (and no, not like in a Twilight way). You might find yourself craving rare steaks or feeling an urge to howl at the moon. Or maybe you'll just have a sudden desire to try bungee jumping or to tell your boss what you really think about his ties. Either way, be prepared for some wild impulses. Lastly, and this is the kicker, this full moon phase is gonna have you feeling like Einstein on a caffeine high. All that lunar energy is going to get those neurons firing, and you'll be coming up with ideas faster than Rodney can say "I'm a genius". So, grab a notebook and start writing down those thoughts before they disappear like Ronon's patience when Rodney starts talking. So, buckle up, Cancer, because this full moon isn’t messing around. Embrace the tears, the wildness, and the brainwaves - and remember, if all else fails, just...blame it on the moon. #FullMoonFever #CancerSeason #BlameItOnTheMoon #StargateHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-31-08-2023)