"Cylon Alert! Cancer, You're About to Enter a Wormhole of Love and Emotion. Hold onto Your Frakkin' Feelings!"
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
"Cylon Alert! Cancer, You're About to Enter a Wormhole of Love and Emotion. Hold onto Your Frakkin' Feelings!"
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