Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Horoscope: Galactic Goats to Graze Greener Gravitational Fields!"

The next Capricorn will start in 174 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 154 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 207 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 188 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey Capricorns, grab your tinfoil hats and buckle up! It's about to get a little "out there." Pluto, the planet that got kicked out of the cool-kids-planet-club, is retrograding in your sign. Yes, that's right. Retrograde. Not just for Mercury anymore, baby! #NotJustMercuryRetrograde This celestial bad boy is pulling an epic moonwalk across the dance floor of your life. I'm talking Michael Jackson level moonwalking here, folks. And what does that mean for you, my dear Capricorn? Well, let's break it down. Retrograde is basically cosmic code for "let's shake things up and see what happens." So, expect the unexpected! Maybe your coffee will taste like tea, or your cat will bark instead of meow. Or maybe, just maybe, you'll start to see things from a different perspective. Could be scary, could be enlightening - probably a little bit of both. #BringItOnPluto Now, speaking of celestial bodies, our moon is currently Waxing Gibbous at 12.4 days old. Yes, I said "waxing gibbous." No, that's not some kind of new-age vegan cheese. It's the phase of the moon where it's almost full but not quite, like someone took a small bite out of the side. In layman's terms, it's the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you're almost there! Keep going!" So, whether you're working on a new project, trying to finish that novel, or just trying to get through another week, remember: keep going. You're almost there. #WaxingGibbousMotivation So, to sum it up, Capricorn: Pluto's doing the moonwalk, the moon's looking like a half-eaten cookie, and you're in the middle of it all, trying to make sense of this cosmic rodeo. Buckle up, buttercup. It's going to be a wild ride. #AstrologyIsWild And remember, whether you're a goat or a sea-goat (Google it, it's a thing), you're a Capricorn, and that means you've got this. Even when the universe decides to turn your world upside down, you always land on your feet. So, strap on those boots, give Pluto a wink, and tell the universe: "Is that all

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-01-07-2023)