By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 02 April 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I find your lack of faith in the stars disturbing... Prepare for cosmic giggles this month, young Padawan!"

The next Capricorn will start in 264 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 10 days, at Wednesday, 12 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 244 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 297 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 278 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 71 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! It's time to buckle up your cosmic seatbelts and get ready for a wild ride with your favorite intergalactic astrologer, Chiana! The Waxing Gibbous moon is at 11.1 days old, which in human terms, makes it a preteen with an attitude. So, watch out for those moody vibes, my little goat friends. The stars are aligning in a way that's gonna make you feel like you're stuck on a Peacekeeper command carrier with a bunch of trigger-happy Hynerians. 😱 Your ruling planet, Saturn, is doing the cosmic cha-cha with Mars, which means it's time to take control of your aspirations and bring forth the mighty warrior within. Don't let a little Nebari mind-wipe hold you back! 🌌πŸ’ͺ As for your love life, expect some steamy Scorpius-level encounters, but remember: communication is key! Even if you have to speak in translator microbes, make sure you and your partner are on the same page. No one wants to end up in a wormhole of miscommunication. πŸ’˜πŸŒ€ Keep an eye on your finances this lunar cycle. You don't want to find yourself stranded in the Uncharted Territories without a single currency pledge to your name! πŸ’ΈπŸš€ So, my dear Capricorns, stay true to your natural resilience, embrace your inner warrior, and remember to keep it frelling groovy. You're as unstoppable as Moya herself! πŸ›ΈβœŒοΈ #CapricornVibes #WaxingGibbousMoodSwings #CosmicChaCha #ScorpiusSteam #FarscapeFollies

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