By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 02 July 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Alert: Gravity of Saturn Sends Ambitious Goats Sliding Down Career Ladders - Extra Hoof-grip Recommended!"

The next Capricorn will start in 173 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 153 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 206 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 187 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Good day, Capricorns, and all you goats of the zodiac! You might be climbing up the celestial mountain, but hold onto your space boots, as Pluto in your sign is currently doing the backward cha-cha. That's right, it's retrograde time, my dear earthy friends! #PlutoRetrograde Now, I know what you're thinking. "Not again! I just got my life in order!" But fear not, Capricorns, for your innate practicality and wisdom will serve you well. Pluto's retrograde isn't about throwing you off your path, it's about revealing hidden truths. Think of it like a cosmic flashlight, highlighting the parts of your life that could do with a little spit and polish. On top of that, we have a full moon that's 13.5 days old. Just entering its rebellious teenage phase, am I right? This lunar loveliness is bringing an extra dose of emotional intensity. But don't worry, it’s not like a sci-fi movie where the moon grows a face and starts screaming at you - although that would be a sight, wouldn’t it? #TeenageMoon Rather, this is a period of illumination, a time for introspection and personal growth. It's like a cosmic pop quiz: What have you learned since the new moon? What needs to change? Do you need to finally admit that your obsession with collecting vintage calculators might be getting out of hand? Or perhaps it's time to face the music and accept that your cat, no matter how much you wish it, will never learn to play the piano. #CatPianoFails So, Capricorns, grab your cosmic toolkits and get ready to work through these retrograde revelations. Just remember, it's not about the destination, but the journey. And sometimes that journey involves a little bit of cosmic chaos. But hey, what's life without a little stardust stirred into the mix? #CapricornsRule Keep reaching for the stars, Capricorns... but maybe wear gloves. The universe can be a little bit prickly sometimes. #StellarHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-02-07-2023)

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