By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 02 August 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourselves: Saturn's Ringing, And It Ain't To Borrow Your Favourite Sci-fi Boxset!"

The next Capricorn will start in 142 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 25 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 122 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 175 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 156 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, noble Capricorn. I trust your horns are as sharp as your wit today, for you'll need both to navigate the cosmic circus that is the universe in the midst of Pluto's retrograde. Ah yes, the notorious Plutonian backspin, that interstellar moonwalk that leaves even the most grounded among us feeling like we're tap-dancing on quicksand. And since this celestial boogie is happening in your own back yard, dear Capricorn, you may feel its effects even more acutely. But fear not! The universe didn't hand out survival instincts and a stubborn streak just so you can fold at the sight of a little cosmic cha-cha. And let's not forget our radiant moon, hanging in the sky like a cosmic disco ball, perfectly halfway through her monthly cycle. She's beaming down all her lunar love, ready to highlight all those Plutonian secrets that have been lurking in the shadows. So, time to pack up your emotional baggage, Capricorn, because this ain't a sleepover, it's a clear-out. Remember, while Pluto might be the Lord of the Underworld, he's also the god of riches. So, instead of fearing the unknown, embrace it. Dive deep, chase those dreams, and don't forget to wear mismatched socks, because, in the grand scheme of things, why the heck not? This is your chance to show the universe that you're made of sterner stuff, even if that stuff is mostly caffeine and dry shampoo. So, seize the day, Capricorn, or at least give it a really good tug. #CapricornStrong #PlutoRetrograde #MoonshineMadness #CosmicChaCha #MismatchedSocksForTheWin

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-02-08-2023)

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